Saturday, December 13, 2008

On the bus

Long-haired, bushy-bearded man #1: How are you?
LHBBM #2: Forty-four.
LHBBM #1: Forty-four? What?!
LHBBM #2: I'm forty-four.
LHBBM #1: I didn't ask how old you are! I asked how are you doing?
LHBBM #2: Oh. I'm fine. How are you?
LHBBM #1: I'm forty-nine. Are you on medication?
LHBBM #2: No . . .
LHBBM #1: I am. I'm on [unintelligble].
LHBBM #2: Oh.